Age is catching up with me. Yah yah whatever I'm only 21. But seriously it is. Here's the proof.

1) My metabolism isnt as high as it used to be.

I used to be able to eat a large McDonalds value meal plus nuggets and then eat cake later several times a week and not gain weight. Now, I eat a burger and fries and I can feel the lump of fat on my hips getting larger. On the bright side, I actually have an ass now and I went up a cup size. On the down side, I look more and more pregnant everyday.

2) I'm a lot less daring than I used to be.

Oh the stupid things I used to do when I was still ____teen. Stupid things like wear disgustingly slutty clothes to parade around in questionable areas. Make friends with Indian machas of questionable morals in Pudu. Walk around in dark areas alone at 3am in the morning just coz I wana smoke and chill. Simply meet up with guys I just met and go hang out. Sneak out of the house to go clubbing.

Now, I dont even feel comfortable wearing a super short skirt to the mall or a spag to walk around Subang. I'm not making friends with shady people who go on and on about having RESPECT for their machas. I'm not going to walk around in an alleyway alone at 12pm. The tales of Rophynol and date rape have scared me off talking to guys I dont know. And I'm too god damned lazy to go out clubbing. I feel the effort of getting dressed and driving out is too much effort let alone having to climb over the gate to do it.

3) Seriously lowered sex drive.

As unladylike as the topic is..its true. And I've talked to a friend and apparently its the same way for her and all her friends too. Its quite sad really. In the past, I'd read stories about how people's relationships go stale and wives go oh I have a headache. Stories about how after the 1st year of marriage you dont really do it anymore. And I'd be like WTF? I will never do such a thing. Coz if I'm attracted to the person I marry, there is no way our sex life will be boring. Because I am an ANIMAL IN BED. Haha. No, but you get the idea.

Now, I'm like, I dont care if I get any sugar or not. If I see some hot guy, I'm like oo hot guy. Tasty. And then I dont really bother. If someone calls me for a booty call or whatever, I'm too lazy to do anything. Like you gota shave and wax and what nonsense to get ready for it. Way too much effort. I'm never in the mood anymore. And nothing and no one puts me in the mood. Libido just turned off like a flick of a switch. I just really hope it doesnt stay that way coz its nice to be enthusiastic about something.

Anyway wtfla I go on a date all and the guy is damn hot and shit but I seriously just no mood so I starfish there on the bed ar? Or I just keep saying I got period la, I got headache la, I got insert STD name here la...fucking potong stim right.

Aiyah I'm just old already la. Someone find me some fountain of youth or some shit please. Kthnxbye.