So I was looking through my computer files to reorganise them. I hate to admit it but I am a neat freak when it comes to my computer files.

My room can be a disaster area and I'll be damned if I know where my hairbrush is. A lot of the time my floor doubles as wardrobe, bookcase, and laundry basket space. But name me a file, any file, and I'LL KNOW WHERE IT IS. Or at least be able to find it in 2 attempts or  less.

Since most things in my computer are neatly tucked in its respective folder, subfolder, or subsubfolder, I also know what every file is. Anyway, I came across this video file labeled DSCNsomenumber. All the photos and videos taken with my camera are DSCNsomenumber. I thought it was just a video of my American Studies lecturer I took awhile ago coz he acts so hyper.

I was sadly mistaken.

I opened the video file to find a skinny naked not hot chinese girl lying on a twin bed in a dimly lit room. Looks like a hotel. And some skinny naked chinese guy running across the room eagerly to position himself in between her legs.

WHAT THE FUCK?? Did someone like...borrow my camera when I wasnt looking to go film kinky sex scenes?

I try to stare at her face and figure out who the crap it is. It's obviously not downloaded porn since the file name is like its right off the camera. The picture is so blurry that I give up trying to stare at her face. Instead, I grab a pair of headphones to see if they call out names in Cantonese or something. Turns out they weren't calling names but they were using Mandarin.

From that experience I learnt a very important lesson. I learnt that you cannot recognise someone's voice from high pitched panting, moaning and mumbled instructions on the next position to use.

Finally, I remember. My friend sent me this video of ahem..an acquaintance that somehow slipped out almost 2 years ago. And when she sent it to me I just kinda scrolled through briefly, chuckled to myself and closed it. And somehow I never deleted it and its been sitting on my computer disguised as an American Studies lecture video.

SURPRISE!!!!