Here's the story of HKFui. He's part of the reason I'm so paranoid about not having people to help me out.
I met him at this Engineering open house thing. I was the only female student representative for civil so the dean asked me to go up and talk about my experience. I had no idea what the fuck to say coz I dont feel as if my experience was any different from a guy's experience. So thats what I said. They treat everyone the same. Anyway, I mentioned I was an international student and he was from HK so he spoke to me after I was done talking.
I realised he was in my structural analysis class so we talked online a fair bit. It was a bit weird coz he has a girlfriend he like, LOVES so much from UC Berkeley. But he'll come and say you're one of the best looking girls in class. Good thing I didnt meet you before you broke up with your bf or you'll never have met him. If you're feeling hot then my body should be cold so I can come cool you down. Crap like that.
Ok whatever. I take it as a joke. No problem. But really, if you wana joke with a girl about things like that. And you have a gf. You gota really EXAGGERATE it so its obvious its mutual mocking.
Anyway, so we got quite close since, you know, we're both not American so we got a lot in common to talk about. Bond over our rare international civil engr student status.
His English isnt very good so I often proofread his papers. It's no big deal when its one paper every month or so. But he sends like 4-5 papers, each of them like 8-9 pages. And then I gota slowly go through them and correct them one by one. It's easy when its good English. But for HIS english? It takes like half an hour to do one paper properly. He even asked me to write one of his papers once. And another time he gave me attitude coz I didnt look like I was in the mood to correct his paper.
Thats still ok. I mean most of the time he's a nice guy and we get along. I understand being anxious about classes and panicking about your grade. He's also a good student, GPA matches mine. But lately he's been taking it kinda far.
Over summer he's been trying to go for interviews to get an internship etc. He'll ONLY talk to me now if he wants something. He wants to go over interview questions. He wants to ask me how to use Autocad. He wants me to check his resume. He wants me to I dont knowla. Virtual suck cock for confidence or what shit.
All that also still ok. As a friend, obviously I should help you out. But its a complete one way street ok. I asked him to look over my resume and guess what he said. "No dude, I'm playing games and the file transfer will make my connection slow." Whatever.
We're supposed to be good friends right, wtf. Now suddenly you ONLY wana talk to me when you need my "english skills" or something? And I ask him why dont you ask your AMERICAN girlfriend for help. He said oh she's too busy. Like I'm damn free.
On top of all that when I ask him how was the interview or whatever. And it didnt turn out well, he'll like make snarky comments like its my fault or something. And he keeps making jokes about how I'm fat. I guess when compared to HK stickgirls. Once or twice
I help him so bloody much and he cant take 3 minutes to pause his stupid game to look at my resume? What kind of friend is that.
Fucking gay.
Swoosh, I still love you the most. Coz after I asked him that, I asked you about my resume. And you didnt just read and casually comment. You really thought about it and even redid a bunch of stuff for me. But you just had to go rendezvous with the Jews. Haha. Love ya sugar.
